Jelqing: Free Penis Enlargement

Jelqing is a worthwhile practice, yet many fail to include it in their penis enlargement endeavors, in preference to buying a device that will do the same thing. But the two mechanisms work in different ways; jelqing is active and stretching is passive. Both are needed for optimal results.

Unfortunately, like anything worth having, you need to work at it. There are no shortcuts here. I will let you know that some doctors oppose jelqing for its potential toughening effect on the tunica, but perhaps the addition of potaba/dmso in my protocol prevented that from happening to me.

Because jelqing by numbers can be very boring, I always do them while watching Star Trek Deep Space Nine. It is about 45 minutes long, and there are many, many episodes in the whole Star Trek franchise. Imagine, growing my dick while watching science fiction; can anything be more ideal for a sci fi geek like me? Well, if I had someone to jelq me everyday that could be more ideal... as well as having another set of hands, but I digress.

Without incorporating jelqing into your routine on a daily basis, it will never be done. And boredom will soon set in when counting number of repetitions. Forget the counting and just jelq. Make it a part of your religion, and be faithful to the improvement you set out for yourself.  

Of course, if you need to have a virtual tutor on jelqing, I'm only a consultation away. Thanks to all my consultation clients, I wish them all a huge monstercock, and the knowledge that it takes a lot of sacrifice to get it when you are not born with it. Sacrifice means dealing with obtaining injection medications, the actual protocol, and a whole load of money (almost the same I pay for rent/month); last but not least, the intense pain. In face of intense pain I only have to check for negative indicators like darkening of the penis, otherwise the pain must be endured to get huge.

A few years from now I will read this post and laugh, since hopefully there will be a tested and TRUE protocol for chempe that is pain-free. Lucky ducks they will be, but if there is any way I can contribute to this discovery I am willing to test it. There is certainly an evolution since the original chemical penis enlargement patent was published.

Finally, my dream is to be in communications with the scientist whose name is on the patent. I would thank him for his groundbreaking work, and that his research has changed my live for the better. I could just see the ridicule he may have endured at that time by the scientific community on the subject. But the last laugh comes from the group of well hung intellectuals, and their sexual partners!